The F*cking Lemonade Collection
2021 has a been a rough year, to say the least. After being gone from home and my fur babies for 6 weeks for work training I was ready to say ‘eff it all! I knew I wanted to do something new but the inspiration was all dried up from stress and homesickness. This is how the Fucking Lemonade Collection came to be. These scents are more simple compared to the usual catalogue, and much more straightforward, but sometimes that’s just what you need. The base of sweet, tart lemonade is beautiful on its own and notes of fruit and florals enhance it for delectable scents
Ah, F*ck Me
Nothing sucks the wind out of your sails more than that moment when you're expecting something shitty to happen, and then it finally happens. There it is, it's the fuckening. You lean back in your chair and wonder when you got this old.
Key Notes - Wild Honeysuckle, Watermelon Lemonade
Aww, Bless Your Heart
If you're not from the South you may need a little lesson on this one. Nothing says, "You're a fucking idiot who couldn't find their way out of a wet paper bag." than this sweet, sugar-coated phrase. Be sure to smile and look at them with feigned pity when you say it.
Key Notes - Fresh Strawberry, Gardenia, Fresh Lemonade
A little word of advice - don't say this to your boss or your future mother-in-law. Trust me, it doesn't end well.
Key Notes - Peach Blossoms, Orangesicle push-up pop, Fresh Lemonade
F*ck This Sh!t
When you lose your cool, misplace your zen, and generally are fed up with all the bullshit, remember to say "Fuck This Shit" and walk away. Go lay in some lavender or something.
Key Notes - Coconut shavings, Lavender, Fresh Lemonade
If you're not hearing the fabulous Southern drawl of Leslie Jordan in your head as you say this then we can't be friends. You'll get over it.
Key Notes - Polynesian Hibiscus Petals, Watermelon Lemonade
What Fresh Hell Is This?!
My mantra; my reason for living. Subscribe it to memory. You'd be surprised how many situations this saying fits so well. And it's always fresh because it never stops coming at you!
Key Notes - Red Raspberries, Yellow Rose Petals, Fresh Lemonade
Zero F*cks Given
Zero. Zilch. Nada. No more. Ever. My last one flew away. See! You can almost see it in the sky over....no, wait, that's a bird. Yep, officially all fucks gone.
Key Notes -Juicy Honeycrisp Apple, Fresh Lemonade